Insult Poem
by Phillip Rodriguez
You are the worst of all.Your body is similar to a bowling ball.
The smell of yourself is bad.
And it looks like you get mad.
Your teeth are large and yellow.When you growl it sounds like a bellow.
Your bite is strong and hard.
You look like you're made of lard.
You walk like a lumbering bear.
But when something scares you, you stare.
You have so many kids,
That you can't have a lot of Sids.
Your feces are in every crack;
knowledge and hygiene is what you lack.
If I were to kill an animal,
It would be your kind of mammal.
