Insult Poem

                                                                                                                     by Phillip Rodriguez

You are the worst of all.
Your body is similar to a bowling ball.
The smell of yourself is bad.
And it looks like you get mad.


Your teeth are large and yellow.
When you growl it sounds like a bellow.
Your bite is strong and hard.
You look like you're made of lard.


You walk like a lumbering bear.
But when something scares you, you stare.
You have so many kids,
That you can't have a lot of Sids.


Your feces are in every crack;
knowledge and hygiene is what you lack.
If I were to kill an animal,
It would be your kind of mammal.